Which Local Animals Are Plotting To Ruin You? And other Wonkette news from today!

A short day today as folks are using up their vacation days because I am mean and make them use up their vacation days! There were some tabs!

Chip Roy, not afraid to be servicey!

Helpful Wingnut Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) Now Writing Democrats’ Campaign Ads For Them

She could be president, Wonkette, YOU AINT KNOW!

Nikki Haley Tells Hannity All The (((Globalist))) Orgs She Would Leave If She Were President, Yeah Sure Whatever

We’ve got this paddle. And this lamp!

National Climate Study: We’re Up Shit Creek, But We Have A Paddle. So Paddle, Damn It! PADDLE!

You guys, he’s proud of this.

Markwayne Mullin Is A Biter

So … yeah.

Elon Musk Does Not, Under Any Circumstances, ‘Gotta Hand It To’ Hitler. Does Anyway.

You know what the answer is: ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Which Local Animals Are Plotting To Ruin You?

LOL.

Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report

And we brought you this lovely End of Day.

See you bright and early for tabs!