Republican Ken Buck’s F*ck You to Republicans on way out Congress’s door

Shit I was all Okay gonna do newsletter and then just … forgot to do newsletter. What have I told all y’all about my bad brains?

Ken Buck leaves House Speaker (?) Mike Johnson (??) with a one-seat majority.

You had a morning news roundup to start your day!

I’ve Never Seen Such A COLORFUL Bunch Of Lunch Ideas! Tabs, Wed., March 13, 2024

That sounds like it will be very popular.

Donald Trump Talks Social Security Cuts, Not That He’d Ever Cut Social Security, Unless He Does

And furthermore!

Trump Driver Brian Butler Explains How They Shoved The Stolen Classified Docs Onto A Plane To New Jersey

What has two thumbs and didn’t do anything like that with his documents? This guy! (I mean Joe Biden. Not Robert Hur. Oh well whatever, you know what I mean.)

Robert Hur’s Testimony Did Not Exonerate Him From Charges He’s A Slimy Partisan Hack

And in his other criminal trial … no, the other one … no not that one …

What Just Happened With Fani Willis’s Georgia Trump RICO Case, And Should You Freak Out? An Explainer!

Texas is Goofus.

Creepy Texas Father Wins Right To Deny His Daughters Birth Control

Alabama is also Goofus.

Trans Lady Existing At Space Camp, So That’s A Thing To Be Upset About If You Are Disgusting

California is Gallant! (Stress on second syllable please.)

California Fast Food Minimum Wage Going To $20/Hour, Panic Now And Save Time!

And one more for safety:

California *Probably* Just Voted For Billions To Help Homeless People

See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!

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