Wonkette's Today in News: Olympic FRANCH SAX!
FRANCH SAX! What else was in today’s Wonkette? Let’s sexplore! Evan did your tabs. They were good tabs! Gary was Vladimir Putin again. I think Gary’s a little too good at being Vladimir Putin. Wonkette is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. We’re…