Now He’s Singing About The Continental Breakfast!

It’s Thanksgiving Eve, which is usually when the Robinsons dine on the least Thanksgiving-like fare possible. We did lasagna last night, but we might stay in the Italian realm with pizza as the leftovers are more manageable.

We end this short week with some Tabs.

Here’s a recipe you can’t just say no to!

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan

Some people are into cranberry sauce.

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

Some folks are even competitive about cranberry sauce.

Pssst: Grandma Wonkette’s Cranberry Pineapple Ginger Sauce Is Better Actually

Here’s a mac and cheese recipe for you.

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

The Southern vegan option.

Y’all Are Eatin’ Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon

I guess people eat chocolate cake at Thanksgiving. That’s probably all my son will eat.

Betty Ford’s Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer

There’s always room for Jell-O!

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This probably killed Rush Limbaugh. That’s a shame.

This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It

It’s chocolate martini time!

It’s A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!

Have a great holiday and please remember the true meaning of Thanksgiving — cheesy movies.