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JINGLE SMELLS. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 10, 2023

This asshole again.

God Opens Jill Stein Window, Gets Ready To Push Her Out Again

And this one!

Joe Manchin Won’t Seek Reelection, Will Instead Travel Country Solving Crimes

I mean, I would trick all my grandkids into abortions, so.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Devil Grannies Always Tricking Women Into Having Abortions

I don’t know what you’d even do about this, with fully a quarter of the country now believing in QAnon delusions.

Why Would We Send Paul Pelosi’s Hammer Attacker To Regular Prison?

Trump told Hot Johnny to remove ALL US TROOPS from Iraq, Aghanistan, Africa, and Germany, in the few weeks that were left before he had to leave office. Uh. (Also, not particularly the “head of White House Personnel’s” job.)

Trump Told ‘Hot Johnny’ To Go Ahead And Pull The Troops From Literally Everywhere In Last Few Weeks Before Refusing Peaceful Transfer Of Power

Sara got a little loopy.

All the Rich NYC Things We Can’t Do

Latinos were almost a third of the moviegoing public in 2022. Guess who wasn’t a third of the actors and characters?

Hollywood Still Ignoring Hispanics, Latinos? That Can’t Be Right!

Republicans in Michigan and Ohio trying to overturn both states’ voter-approved referenda enshrining abortion rights. In Ohio, with their superfuckedup gerrymandered Lege and with an R governor, they might have a chance. Because they hate democracy.